Who You Gonna F@#kin’ Call?: Ghostbusters PKE Meter Prop Replica

Yeah, I have this… and it’s fuckin’ nice!  Mattel‘s new PKE Meter is one of those things that all Ghostbusters fans are gonna want to have in their collection.  Sure it might not actually detect ghosts, but it’ll make your friends jealous as Hell!

Here’s the link for my review over at MTV Geek:

Mattel PKE Meter Prop Replica Review


Designer Vinyl Crack: Kidrobot’s Simpsons Series II

First off, I’ll admit that I’m not one for the whole designer vinyl toy scene. Not that I don’t think they’re cool; I just blow my money on super articulated superheroes and barbarians.  Generally, I spend time on sites like Battlegrip.com in order to see what’s new on that front.  However, I recently scored 5 of these new Simpsons blind-boxed toys from Kidrobot, and now I can see what all the fuss is about. Granted, these guys aren’t all that fun to pose; but I’ll be damned if they aren’t fun to look at.  Just like a skinless prostitute selling her wares while vomiting blood, or a cock-fight referee screaming after taking a talon to the groin; these toys are an enjoyment for the eye-holes.   Check out my mini-review over at MTV Geek:

Kidrobot Simpsons Series II Review

Matted Fur & Hidden Junk: MOTUC Grizzlor

This mess of fur and fangs turned out to be a much cooler figure than I had anticipated.  I still can’t understand the thought process behind giving him so many weapons.  sure, that’s how the Staction appeared; but big damn deal! This guy looks a shit-load more savage and threatening when he’s empty-handed… just like cracked-out hooker when she’s cornered in an alley; you just know she’s gonna take out your eyes one way or another!

Anyway, the review is up at MTV Geek, so click the link and check it out:

Ferocious & Furry: MOTUC Grizzlor Review

Oh, and while we’re at it: Did any of you brave the Matty Cyber Monday Sale? Care to chat about it? I missed out on Battle Cat again…this time due to sheer laziness. He-man is gonna be pissed when I tell him that he’ll just have to keep walking to the liquor store…

Crystar – The magic of Bling?

[Here’s a brand new review from Novelty Nostalgia of Toy a Day. It’s actually a pretty straight-forward deal, so no death threats this time around. – Lemonjuice McGee]

That crazy hobo has gone on a power trip, moving all content off this blog to that other site.  Blegh.  This site now looks and feels like those adverts scrawled at truck rest stops – you know, the type that says “whore for hire, will suck for money” graffiti on the doors of the cubicle.  So, I’m hoping that I (and just in case you are wondering, I here happens to be Novelty, from Toy a Day) can bribe Lemonjuice back here with some bling, or in this case, The Magic of Crystal…


Published in: on November 26, 2010 at 6:59 am  Comments (1)  

A Father & Son Picnic…of Destruction!: JLU Darkseid & Kalibak

Honestly, I don’t own a lot of JLU figures. I’m more of a rough & tumble super-articulation kinda vagabond, and the JLU series doesn’t exactly live up.  However, Kalibak has quickly taken his spot on my art desk (the one made of milk crates and a piss-stained piece of plywood) since he is just such an odd little thing.  These ugly puppies go on sale December 15th on mattycollector, but my review is up over at MTV Geek right this very f’n moment… cause I’m a thief.

JLU Darkseid & Kalibak Two-Pack Review

Ponytails & Power Swords: MOTUC King Grayskull

What a fuckin’ tough-guy!  Good thing Grayskull bit it a long time ago, cause he’d crap himself with horror if he had to witness Prince Adam carrying around his sword.

If you wanna see more of the re-issued King Grayskull, hop on over to MTV Geek and peruse my senseless ramblings along with a couple of shaky photographs.

MOTUC King Grayskull Review

Brains & Brawn…but mostly Brawn: DCUC Validus

Validus. That’s right, I built him. Suck on that Legion, your deaths await!  I managed to grab up DCUC Wave 15 during the sweet K-Mart sale a couple of weeks ago, and so this brainy-freak was born unto me.  Check out my review over at MTV Geek!

DCUC Collect & Connect Validus Review

JACKin’ It All KNIGHT: DCUC Starman

Damn, I’m proud of that title! Gaze upon it for a moment longer… and then read the review over on MTV Geek!, cause it makes me feel happy without requiring any gin and/or dead hookers.

DCUC Modern Starman Review

I’m going on record right now that this is one of my favorite DCUC figures in the line so far.  Disagree? Well, you can eat a cock state your case in the Comments.

DCUC M.O.H.A.W.K….errr, I mean O.M.A.C.

The DCUC Wave 15 reviews roll on over at MTV Geek!, and this time its for OMAC! That mohawk really speaks for itself, and it mostly says stuff like,”I’m gonna crush your punk-ass face and then go bang your wife!”.  Damn uppity hairdo!


DCUC Raven: Robin’s Lil Lolita

Raven is notable for one reason: She was my first experiment with using a solid “backdrop” for my photos. Sure I’ve crammed figures in the dirt, smashed them up against trees, tossed them haphazardly into the streets; but, this was my first time doing something that practically every other toy photographer does.  I doubt I’ll use it too often, as I prefer the “real life” shots I take.  Anyway, Raven’s review is up over on MTV Geek!, so here’s the link as usual:

DCUC Raven Review

On a side note, I’m currently planning a new review for this site, which will go down as the most brutally nasty piece of action figure reviewing filth I have ever unleashed upon the world! Get excited, people!…and be afraid.