MOTUC King Hssss: A New Definition of Trouser Snake

Yeah, yeah… I know King Hssss hassss got backwards shoulders!  However, I didn’t notice when doing my review… and neither did a lot of other bloggers.  Sure, shitty quality control issss an aggravation and a problem; but like Roboto, I couldn’t give two shitssss in this case.  Hssss issss not my most beloved MOTUC figure, but he hassss a nice feature with the extra upper body.  I’m much more peeved about the ease at which hissss human torso decides to pop free from hissss waist than I am over hissss shoulder armor.

Here’s the review:

MTV Geek! King Hssss Review

Published in: on March 21, 2011 at 9:01 am  Comments (1)  
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Bow Down to Bow!: MOTUC’s Bow Review

Check out that sweet porn-stache!  Mustache rides for everybody!  Yes, here’s my review for Bow from Mattel‘s Masters of the Universe Classics figures.  I wrote this up right before Toy Fair, but due to the massive tsunami of TF news plus even more reviews, this guy fell into the shuffle.  However, now he’s “out” in all his glory!


MTV Geek! MOTUC Bow Review

B.A. Skeletor: Battle Armored & Bad Ass-er

Battle Armor He-Man was one of the very first reviews I ever did for this site.  Looking at the two side by side, the cussing has fallen away (thanks to requirements for high-falutin’ network stuff) but my photography has definitely been upped.  Anyway, I really dig this Skeletor figure who is one of the Quarterly Bonus Figures for Mattel‘s Masters of the Universe Classics line.  Here’s the link to my review:

MTV Geek! Battle Armor Skeletor Review

Back from the Dead!… and Toy Fair.

My neglect for this little blog is now paramount to abuse!  Really, only 4 updates the entire month of February?! Cripes, I’ve been a lazy fuck!  Well, lazy in the way that I’ve been up to my ears in toy posts for MTV Geek thanks to the spectacle that was The 2011 American International Toy Fair!  Yep, I made the trek to New York City, interviewed and met a bunch of people, hung out at the MTV Geek offices, and avoided being robbed and/or molested.

Instead of making a post for each of the billion articles and video interviews, I’m just gonna put up a link list here to some of them.  A new review or two will be popping up on here exclusively as well in the next week, so stay tuned!  Hit the “More” tab for the link list pals-o-mine!


Published in: on February 27, 2011 at 7:15 pm  Comments (4)  
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The Most Violent of All The Unicorns: MOTUC Shadow Beast

Have you been jonesin’ for a gorilla/monster/unicorn hybrid for your toy collection? Well, your motherflippin’ chance to procure the Shadow Beast is comin’ up in February over on Matty Collector.  This bastard doesn’t do much, but he sure as Hell looks intimidating on the shelf.  Check out my Preview/Review over on MTV Geek:

MOTUC Shadow Beast Review

What is best in life?: MOTUC Vikor, that’s what!

FUCK and YES! Vikor has made his way into the Masters of the Universe Classics figures, and the world can rejoice!  I wrote up a preview/review over at MTV Geek, which pretty much sums up my thoughts on the guy… minus all the pure, unadulterated profanity. Yes, Vikor’s coolness is quite swear-worthy.  Anyway, here’s the link:

MOTUC Vikor Review

Tools of the Trade: MOTUC Weapon Pak II

I smoothly managed to let this thing slip through the cracks.  I had the Weapon Pak photographed for a while, but all these other friggin’ awesome toys kept cropping up! Anyway, the review is up over at MTV Geek, so click on the link, if you’d be so kind, and show this thing a little love.  Cause it’s kind of embarassing, really.

MOTUC Weapon Pak II Review

Ponytails & Power Swords: MOTUC King Grayskull

What a fuckin’ tough-guy!  Good thing Grayskull bit it a long time ago, cause he’d crap himself with horror if he had to witness Prince Adam carrying around his sword.

If you wanna see more of the re-issued King Grayskull, hop on over to MTV Geek and peruse my senseless ramblings along with a couple of shaky photographs.

MOTUC King Grayskull Review

Cogs N’ Controversy: MOTUC Roboto

Backward shoulders, schmackward shoulders! This guys still alright. I reviewed this chess-playing monstrosity over on MTV Geek! so check it out dammit!

MOTUC Roboto Review

When you’re there, leave comments! Keep me rolling in this filthy, filthy, corporate money!

“Answer tha question fore ya get tha hose!”

Yep, that’s Jitsu alright.  You wanna see more of that? Do ya?! Well, my MOTUC-lovin’ brethren, just use your sweaty hands to maneuver the cursor below and click on the link.  My interview with Jon English is over at MTV Geek! and there are plenty more pics where this came from…

Geek Interview: Toy Customizer Jon English

Look upon Slime Pit He-man and weep at his awe-inspiring coolness… and then drink til you puke.

Published in: on October 11, 2010 at 5:53 pm  Comments (4)  
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