Ultra Magnum…errr, Magnus.

Ah Revoltech series, you sure know how to make a man happy, much like Lois the two-fisted gutter urchin that lives down by the docks. However, while Lois will fight tooth and nail before surrendering it all, the Revoltech line just takes your money and ponies up the goods.



Just Like Havin’ a Crystal Ball, Baby!

Toy Fair 2010 was this past weekend and so was Valentine’s Day.  Assuming, like me,  you were holed up with a bottle of turpentine and a couple of less than reputable women then you probably missed out on the coverage of all things “toy”.  That being the case, I suggest you click on some of the links that appear ever-so conveniently on the right side of this very page. Trust me, the G.I. JOE coverage (Solid Snake style Duke?!) and Masters Of the Universe Classics (Mol-Lar from Robot Chicken) reveals are well worth the time and loss of productivity.

That sweet shot of Duke comes to you courtesy of Toy News International. Click on the name for sweet shots of all the other JOES including a new Beachhead that’ll make you soil yourself.

I’ll be back with more reviews soon enough, ya whiny bastards!

City Strike Snake-Eyes A.K.A. Ninja-God of G.I. JOE

Yep.  He’s worth it, especially if you get ridiculously lucky and find him marked down to only 5 bucks at the local Wal-MartCity Strike Snake-Eyes (C.S. Snake-Eyes as the cool kids like ta call ‘im) was a welcome surprise to find hanging on the pegs. I’ve seen enough movie based figures to last me a lifetime and can’t wait for Hasbro to move the hell on to bigger and better things.  However, there’s no need to start a rant about things I hate…just yet anyway, so on with the review!


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