DCUC Robin: Feet? Who Needs Em?!

Tragedy strikes!  Yep, I had some serious QC issues with Robin.  Unlike King Hssss, these kinds of quality issues are NOT acceptable and came at the price of the Boy Wonder’s life!  Not only did he lose his feet like an elderly diabetic cake-lover, but his head too came off in quick fashion.  However, the figure is pretty friggin’ great as my love of the original Super Powers toy is through the roof, so I bought another one… and still reviewed him favorably.  Honestly, there’s just no denying how much I like this figure.  Not a sellout, just a sucker for scaled panties and elf shoes!

Here’s the review:

MTV Geek! Wave 16 DCUC Robin Review

MOTUC King Hssss: A New Definition of Trouser Snake

Yeah, yeah… I know King Hssss hassss got backwards shoulders!  However, I didn’t notice when doing my review… and neither did a lot of other bloggers.  Sure, shitty quality control issss an aggravation and a problem; but like Roboto, I couldn’t give two shitssss in this case.  Hssss issss not my most beloved MOTUC figure, but he hassss a nice feature with the extra upper body.  I’m much more peeved about the ease at which hissss human torso decides to pop free from hissss waist than I am over hissss shoulder armor.

Here’s the review:

MTV Geek! King Hssss Review

Shocker Toys’ Motherf**kin’ Maxx!

While this figure has been out for a while, I just scored one recently at the 2011 Toy Fair from Shocker Toys themselves.  It was the display model, so I’m missing a few accessories; but, the inherent coolness of The Maxx still shines through.  Check out the review, and while you’re there, feel free to watch the complete The Maxx Animated Series on the site… for FREE!

MTV Geek! Maxx Action Figure Review

Bow Down to Bow!: MOTUC’s Bow Review

Check out that sweet porn-stache!  Mustache rides for everybody!  Yes, here’s my review for Bow from Mattel‘s Masters of the Universe Classics figures.  I wrote this up right before Toy Fair, but due to the massive tsunami of TF news plus even more reviews, this guy fell into the shuffle.  However, now he’s “out” in all his glory!

 

MTV Geek! MOTUC Bow Review

B.A. Skeletor: Battle Armored & Bad Ass-er

Battle Armor He-Man was one of the very first reviews I ever did for this site.  Looking at the two side by side, the cussing has fallen away (thanks to requirements for high-falutin’ network stuff) but my photography has definitely been upped.  Anyway, I really dig this Skeletor figure who is one of the Quarterly Bonus Figures for Mattel‘s Masters of the Universe Classics line.  Here’s the link to my review:

MTV Geek! Battle Armor Skeletor Review

Right vs. Not-So-Right: Shocker Toys’ Tick Action Figures

That’s right, TWO Ticks!  Hell yes!  My ramblings now serve a purpose by putting words into these toy’s mouths!  You should hear how Mucus Tick picks up the ladies — it’s scandalous!   Anyway, I reviewed these two figures after getting copies from the guys at Shocker Toys and Idle Hands during Toy Fair, and now I pass the savings onto you!… and by “savings”, I mean “words”.

MTV Geek! Battling Tick Action Figure Review

Very cool figures, and the variety of the Indie Spotlight Series has me hooked!

“He’s The Juggernaut, Bi**h!” Marvel Select’s Juggernaut that is…

I picked this guy up at my local comic shop (Little Monster Comics in Somerset, KY.) for a sweet 20 bucks.  He’s HUGE, and while somewhat lacking in the articulation department, totally impresses in the ass-kicking department.  Check out my review over on MTV Geek:

Diamond’s Marvel Select Juggernaut Review

Got Crabs… Crabmasks?: GLC Kyle Rayner

“Kiss the ring motherflippers!”

That Kyle Rayner, such a jive-talkin’ pimp!  Women line up to get tossed in his fridge, if you know what I’m talkin’ about!  Well, if you wanna know more about what I’m saying, then head on over to MTV Geek and check out my review of Kyle:

Green Lantern Classics Kyle Rayner Review

Hasbro’s Wicket W. Warrick: Bringin’ the Pain!

“Yub, yub motherlickas!”  That’s exactly how Wicket talks when no one is watching.  “Cute” my ass!  Anyway, I’ve been breaking my usual collecting trends recently by picking up a few select Star Wars figures here and there.  Today I reviewed another from Hasbro‘s badass Vintage Collection:

Star Wars Vintage Collection Wicket Review

They’ll Steal Your Heart: GLC Black Lanterns

Okay, so I started my Green Lantern Classics reviews, FINALLY!  First up are the 2 Black Lanterns from Series 1, Black Hand and Abin Sur.  However, as pointed out on IAT, the design of the costume is actually that of his son Amon Sur. Confusing, and I feel like an idiot for not catching it, considering how huge a Green Lantern fan I am.  anyway, here’s the link to the review over on MTV Geek:

GLC Black Hand & Amon Abin Sur Review